Speedy Miner

Instructions: 

WASD or arrow keys.

You can leave the page and it will save your progress. Just don't leave in the middle of a game.

If the UI becomes unresponsive to clicking, refresh the page.

Lore:

Speedy was a miner from the land of Ephyra. One day the river ran dry, and the people tasked Speedy with finding water for them underground. Speedy dug all the way to the center of the Earth, but there was no water to be found. Once there, Speedy was approached by a hooded figure, Death Itself. Death was enraged because Speedy had intruded in his fortress in the center of the Earth, so Death chained speedy to a tunnel wall with magic unbreaking chains. 

Over the next few days, Death and Speedy began to chat to pass the time. Speedy asked Death to demonstrate how the magic chains worked, and Death was happy to oblige. Seizing the opportunity, Speedy chained Death to the wall and stole all its water bottles. Having defeated Death and secured the water, Speedy returned to the surface where everybody was now immortal. They threw Speedy a giant party, and everyone was overjoyed.

Unfortunately, Death's loyal dog Ike also knew how the magic chains worked. After Speedy had left, Ike got to work freeing Death from the chains. Death clawed its way up to the surface, captured Speedy, and forced on him a terrible punishment: Speedy was forced to mine the same tunnels again and again, trapped in a cycle of endless rebirth. 

About the Developer:

I hate making games, especially this one. My mom made me build this. I have no passion. I have no drive. Building this was like getting a cavity filled. The worst part was composing the music. And those animations? They made me want to punch the screen. Seriously, I hope this tanks. I hope it gets dismal reviews and then I can show my mom and she'll never make me program a game again!